Shawn Talks Too Much.


I’m surrounded by hipsters. Save me.


Favorite moment on The Rhode Show?

Behind the scenes of Idol, Wheel of Fortune, etc…being right in an argument about the Federal Reserve…learning how to dance with Simply Ballroom…and getting awesome messages from viewers…all favorite moments.

Ask me anything…but don’t be a jerk.


I saw this once before and couldn’t figure out for the life of me what the point is. So…what is the point of this, and does it mean you have too much time on your hands? :)

It allows people to ask anonymous questions…and I’m unemployed…so that should answer that.

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alien or predator?

ET. (Never saw the AvP or separate movies…sorry.)

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How do you feel about being called Uncle Shawn?? ;)

I used to love it when I was 14. No more.

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A follow up, Why do you still suck?

Because I never learned how to cease sucking.

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Why do you suck?

It’s been a long standing thing from childhood. Never stopped sucking.

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when you become rich and famous, will you still remember us little people?

No. I will pay 4 bouncers to deflect any and all lesser people.

/kidding
//i will always be a “little people”
///don’t take that the wrong way.

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What would be the best workplace perk?

FREE MASSAGE THERAPY. If you could get a free 5-to-10 minute massage every day at work, my life would be complete…

…although I’d be happy with employment right about now.

Ask me anything…but don’t be a jerk.


What was your favorite toy to play with as a child?

WAY too many. A short list: matchbox cars, my bike, My Buddy, STRING RACER (does ANYONE remember that?), at one point, GI Joe, Legos, etc…

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